Dreams & False Alarms

I will never understand why so much perfectly nice ink and breath is wasted on shit-talking New Jersey. No one here doesn’t realize just how awful Connecticut is, right?

I can’t top this description of driving through the place, because oh my god, “all those gray cities with their Ikeas and weird Insurance Office Buildings,” so I won’t try, but honestly. No one would miss this state if it disappeared one day, least of all this New Englander, who personally thinks the region should be capped at Massachusetts, Maine, and Vermont anyway.