Dreams & False Alarms

I left the house! +10

…but wore fleece leggings to do so. -5

To be fair, they kind of almost look like pants, if you ignore the “no pockets” aspect of them.  +1

Which would be an OK point to make, if it weren’t for the fact that these same fleece leggings are what I wore to bed last night and never bothered changing out of today. -10

I did put on red lipstick though! Red. +5 for even bothering with appearances, +1 bonus for RED.

And a fur hat! +2

The better to hide my unbrushed, borderline dirty, hair. -3

I got home to an email about doing some French to English translation work. Terrific! Money is great! +100

Before attaching my resume, I had the thought that I should open the file I’ve been sending to people, just to make sure it was up-to-date and/or free of mistakes. For being so conscientious, +2

When I opened it, HORROR OF HORRORS, it turned out to be an at-best-mediocre story I wrote over the summer. -1000 

Who is dumb enough to name two such wildly dissimilar documents “elsa”???? Oh. -1000