Dreams & False Alarms

leilacohan:

I’m not being snarky, this is a genuine question: do you think some of the women on RHONJ have had affairs with each other? Specifically, Danielle and Jacqueline and/or Jacqueline and Teresa?

It’s obvious that Danielle and Jacqueline are probably having an affair, but — game-changer! — so are Jacqueline and Teresa. WHY ELSE would Danielle say things to Jacqueline like “to be honest, I’m super super passionate about you.” WHY ELSE would Jacqueline very likely risk her life by leaping to Danielle’s defense? And why on earth would Theresa get that angry at Danielle unless there is a love triangle between these three ladies? (Not to mention that it’s increasingly clear that Teresa and her delicious and juicy husband do not have consensual sex.)

What I don’t get is how poor functionally-retarded deer dear Jacqueline is at the center of this. Her?